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1 specific_toilet1() {
2 item="$1"
3
4 case "$item" in
5 Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce|Used_condom)
6 _msg "You flush the $item down the toilet."
7 rm "$inventory/$item"
8 rm -f "$toilet1/toilet/Vomit"
9 printf 1 > "$toilet1/toilet/Water"
10 ;;
11
12 Cheese)
13 # Space between punctuation marks intended.
14 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then
15 _msg "You made it here with the smelly cheese !
16
17 The cheese tells you:
18 « Je t’aime ! »
19
20 You look deep into the eyes of the
21 cheese and realize it wants it too !
22
23 Now let us do it, you lovely cheese !
24
25 You have a French orgy with the
26 cheese. The whole toilet is now full
27 of cheese."
28 mv "$inventory/$item" "$toilet2/shower"
29
30 if [ -f "$kitchen/sink/Black_dildo" -o \
31 "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ] && \
32 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
33 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
34 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
35 fi
36 fi
37 ;;
38
39 Black_dildo)
40 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ];
41 then
42 _msg "You read the sign:
43
44 « Cette toilette est réservé pour le
45 sexe de fromage ! »
46
47 and stop your intention."
48 else
49 _msg "You stick the black dildo in the shower drain,
50 rendering it shut."
51 mv "$inventory/$item" "$toilet1/shower"
52 if [ -f "$kitchen/sink/Cheese" ]; then
53 if [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
54 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
55 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
56 fi
57 fi
58 fi
59 ;;
60 esac
61 }