tkitchen-sink.sh - dotg - a bitreich fosdem adventure
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1 specific_talk_kitchensink() {
2 item="$1"
3 case "$item" in
4 Black_dildo)
5 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ];
6 then
7 _msg "You stick the black dildo in the kitchen
8 sink drain, rendering it shut."
9
10 if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Cheese" ] && \
11 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
12 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
13 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
14 fi
15 fi
16 mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink"
17 ;;
18 Cheese)
19 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then
20 if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ]; then
21 _msg "The kitchen sink is blocked by
22 the spaniard."
23 else
24 _msg "You are French! Why would you
25 put smelly cheese into a kitchen
26 sink! Dare you!"
27 fi
28 else
29 _msg "You place the cheese in the kitchen sink."
30 mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink"
31 if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Black_dildo" -o \
32 "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ] && \
33 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
34 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
35 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
36 fi
37 fi
38 ;;
39 esac
40 }