ttalk-hipster.sh - dotg - a bitreich fosdem adventure
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ttalk-hipster.sh (778B)
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1 specific_talk_hipster() {
2 item="$1"
3
4 case "$item" in
5 Black_dildo)
6 _msg "You make gay jokes at the hipster.
7
8 His eyes tear up."
9 ;;
10
11 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
12 _msg '"Ha, did you know my name is Atticus?"
13
14 You are shocked.'
15 ;;
16
17 Fight_Club)
18 _msg "Oh wow! That's one of my favorite movies. I didn't know they wrote
19 a book after it... I probably won't read it, but cool!
20
21 You are shocked. You take a sip of rakia to recover"
22 ;;
23
24 The_C_Programming_Language)
25 _msg "He is shocked.
26
27 You're shocked."
28 ;;
29
30 Decorated_condom_balloon|Condom_balloon)
31 _msg "You repeatedly hit the Macbook hipster on the head with the $item.
32
33 The hipster pops it and continues to work on his WebGL portfolio."
34 rm -f "$inventory/$item"
35 ;;
36 esac
37 }