<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <| |> <| How to be a real Druguser |> <| <<<<<<<<<<<<|>>>>>>>>>>>> |> <| |> <| by:Jolly*Roger |> <| |> <| of |> <| |> <| Neon Knights/Metal Communications |> <| |> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Okay, so your saying to yourself, "Why is this guy telling me how to be a Druguser?" Well because drugs are great to take to parties and share with girls, take before you go home and have to face the folks, or just when your sitting around trying to deal with reality! There God's gift to us so we can say 'What the fuck!' when we want too. Now that we got that over with, here is what ya have to do: First, depending on what kind of mood your in and how much of a cash flow you have go buy some drugs. If you don't have a whole lot of money then go buy some Weed (Herb, Grass, Marijuana and for all you smartasses Cannabis Hemp). Get a good amount, say an ounce or so. On the way back from talking to your friendly local dealer, you may want to stop by the good old paraphernalia shop and pick up some equipment. I recommend steamroller type bong. There not to expensive and they cut down on smoke loss that could be in your lungs affecting you. The next drug, and probably the most exspensive, is Coke. This stuff is great because it's compact and can be taken everywhere, including the class room while the teacher is rattling on about something stupid. While in the classroom, just lay down a couple lines get out the Burgerking straw,and walah! A portable party! Boy aren't we having fun now! When buying coke, it's good to buy massive quantities as it usually runs out quick once you start. Coke users who buy big amounts always like to make halves with it. For example: I go and buy my usual amount of 1/4 an ounce. Then starts the fun part! Playing with the Coke. We make 1/4 into 1/8ths onto 1/16ths until we work our way down to grams. then we start the snorting. Mmmm, ahhh that feels awesome! hold on, gotta the sniffles......... Okay, now that we've covered the 2 most popular drugs, let's take on to the Psychedelic drugs. We'll start off with Acid, or Trip. This stuff is great, it's also cheap and plentiful. Another good thing about it is that it lasts 8-12 hours, which means I can take one at breakfast and get through school, and I won't be down until say, around dinner. Aren't you glad you now know these little known facts about drugs? Let's go into another very little known, natural drug: Psychedelic 'Shrooms. These little fuckers go great in salads, stews, gravies, and soups. They add that little extra touch mom has been looking for in her cooking (Boy won't mom and dad be funny looking after dinner!) Well now that we've had a nice drug out day, it's Miller time! Go buy that ice-cold case of beer and start slamming, because every drug user knows, there's nothing like a cold beer to get rid of that cotton-mouth! <><><><><><><><>N<>E<>O<>N<><>K<>N<>I<>G<>H<>T<>S<><><><><><><><><><><> I would like to thank the following for inspiration: Kurt, Satan, Dave, Black Sabbath, The Duke, Tony, My Brain, My Drug Dealer, My parents (Who gimme my allowance that I use to 'play video games', and The Roach. Call these boards: Metalland I 503/538-0761 AE/BBS/CF 10 MEGS The Metal AE (201)-879-(666)8 PW:KILL Seven Cities of Gold 307/382-4006 10 megs BBS/AE <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> .