Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway" 
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 10. Enormous, hairy pig with fan
  9. Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha! 
  8. Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air
  7. When forming, utopia's hairy
  6. A rough whimper of insanity
  5. Oh, wormy infuriating phase
  4. Inspire humanity, who go far
  3. Waiting for any promise, huh?
  2. Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!
  1. New utopia? Horrifying sham
     
And the winner of the most humorous anagram ...
     
     
I'm on a huge wispy rhino fart
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