A Tisket   A tasket   A Condom or a Casket

The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week.

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 1.  Cover your stump before you hump.
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 2.  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
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 3.  Don't be silly ... protect your willy.
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 4.  Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
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 5.  Don't be a loner ... cover your boner.
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 6.  When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
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 7.  You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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 8.  If yor're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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 9.  If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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10.  Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
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11.  It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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12.  If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
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13.  To save embarrassment later, cover your 'gator.
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14.  She won't be sick if you wrap your dick.
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15.  If you go into heat, package your meat.
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16.  While undressing Venus, dress that penis.
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17.  When you take off her pants and blouse, suit-up that trouser mouse.
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18.  Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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19.  Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
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20.  Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'.
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21.  Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
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22.  The right selection?  Sack that erection.
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23.  Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
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24.  A crank with armor will never harm her.
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25.  Don't be in a jiffy ... cover your stiffy.
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