------------ HOW TO -----------
          FUCK  THE  DEAD
 FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS AND YOU
  WILL HAVE NO !!! PROBLEMS...
THIS PART OF THE FILE TELLS WHY PEOPLE FUCK DEAD PEOPLE... OK..

FOR ONE IF YOUR GIRLS FRIEND DOESN'T FUCK AND YOU NEED HEAD.. FUCK A FRESHLY
DEAD BITCH... IT'S STILL PUSSY NO MATTER WHAT WAY YOU LOOK AT IT...

     OK DUDES AND DUDETTES:

1>. 1ST YOU GONNA NEED A SHOVEL. THEN GOTO A FRESHLY MADE GRAVE - START TO DIG
'AROUND 7 TO 8 FEET' DEEP.

2>. NOW WHAT YOU GUNNA FIND IS A CEMENT LID... WELL GET A CROWBAR AND REMOVE
THE SON-OF-A-BITCH... NOW U FIND A CLOSED COFFIN 'SHIT'

3>. YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS AT THIS POINT. ONE LIFT THE COFFIN 8 FEET ABOVE YOUR
HEAD ON TO THE FLAT GROUND ABOVE OR TWO, OPEN THE COFFIN RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

4>. YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE CHICKEN TO LOOK INSIDE ONCE YOU DO ... PUT ON TWO NOT
ONE BUT TWO RUBBERS !!!!

5>. UNDRESS THE FRESHLY BURIED BITCH AND BANG AWAY. WHEN DONE IF YOUR NOT TOO
TIRED TO DO STEPS 4-1. WHENEVER YOU WANT A FREE FUCK FOLLOW THESE STEPS.

    PART II 'THE OTHER SOLUTION...'

1>. NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE THIS PRIVILIGE BUT IF YOU DO YOU HAVE IT MADE... DO U
WORK IN A MORGUE ? ... IF SO THEN CHECK OUT THE DEAD GIRLY BODIES THAT COME
IN.

2>. TAKE ONE OUT OF THE REFRIG AND MAKE SURE NOBODYS AROUND IN THE BUILDING OR
ROOM.

3>. UNDRESS THE BITCH. PUT ON YOUR TWO RUBBERS. SPREAD THEM LEGS AND BANG
AWAY... WHEN DONE.. RE-DRESS YOUR PARTNER AND SHOVE HER BACK IN THE FREEZER.

-=*%*=- NOTES ON THE FILE ABOVE -=*%*=-

OK THE REASON FOR PUTTING TWO RUBBERS ON UR PECKER IS THAT SO THE MAGGOTS WON'T
CHEW AWAY AT YOUR DICK, ALSO IF THE DEAD BITCH HAS ANY DISEASES YOU WON'T CHAT
THEM !!! WELL REMEMBER TO 'GET HEAD FROM THE DEAD' !!!

LOOK FOR DEAD GIRLIES NAMED TANYA!! THEY GIVE THE BEST HEAD..
 
ALSO, DEAD FETUSES ARE A REAL PLEASURE FOR ALL YOU LITTLE BOYS THAT HAVE'NT
GONE THROUGH PUBERTY YET.  BRINGING DEAD FUCKS TO A PARTY REALLY LIVENS UP THE
SITUATION, WHEN YOU GET A REALLY WASTED BITCH AND PROP HER ON THE GUY'S  RIGOR
MORTIS'ED DICK, THEY GO FOR THAT KINDA SHIT.

ANOTHER BENEFIT OF FUCKING THE DEAD IS GRAVE ROBBING. BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES
SICK FUCKS USED TO BREAK INTO PHAROH'S TOMBS AND RIP OFF ALL THE GOLD AND
JEWELS. FROM PAST EXPERIENCES, SOME PEOPLE BURRY THEMSELVES WITH SOME GOOD
SHIT, LIKE GOLD CHAINS, GOLD WATCHES, DIAMOND RINGS, PEARLS, AND ALL KINDS OF
NEAT SHIT...

 SO IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND GET PAID FOR IT,
   JOIN YOUR LOCAL MORTICIANS UNION

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