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   T      H     H   E
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R     R     U U     L L L L  E E E E   S S S S


 1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.

 2. The rules are subject to change at any time
    without notification.

 3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

 4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows all the
    rules, SHE must change some or all of the rules.

 5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a
    flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result
    of something the male said or did.

 7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize
    immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

 8. The FEMALE can change HER mind at any given time.

 9. The male must never change his mind without the
    30 day written consent from the FEMALE

10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset
    at any given time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless
    the FEMALE tells him to be upset or angry.

12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the male
    know whether or not SHE wants him to be angry or  
    upset.

13. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all rules are null and void.

14. Any attempt to document these rules could result
    in bodily harm to the male.


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