WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN...

1.   You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2.   Beer stains wash out.         
3.   You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4.   Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car
     while you play hockey.   
5.   When the beer goes flat, you toss it.   
6.   Beer is never late. 
7.   Hangovers go away.
8.   A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9.   Beer labels come off without a fight.   
10.  Beer never has a headache.
11.  When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a 
     beer.     
12.  After you had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
13.  A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on 
     your breath.
14.  If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
15.  You can have more than one beer a night and not feel     
     guilty.   
16.  A beer always goes down easy. 
17.  You can share a beer with your friends.
18.  You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
19.  A beer is always wet.
20.  Beer doesn't demand equality.
21.  You can have a beer in public.     
22.  A beer doesn't care when you come and will wait forever.
23.  A frigid beer is a good beer. 
24.  You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

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