The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie - Alan Bradley Date: 2022-06-06 | patronymic Chapter: Two Date: 2022-06-06 | Ammon. Carb., Ammonium Carbonate, or, as I called it when we were | alone together in the laboratory, Sal Volatile, or sometimes just | plain Sal. I knew that the “ammon” part of its name came from | ammonia, which was named on account of its being first discovered | not far from the shrine of the god Ammon in ancient Egypt, where | it was found in camel's urine Chapter: Four Date: 2022-06-06 | Heaven must be a place where the library is open twenty-four hours | a day, seven days a week. No… eight days a week Chapter: Five Date: 2022-06-07 | slattern Chapter: Seven Date: 2022-06-07 | And in that instant I decided that I liked Mary, even if she didn't | like me. Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating | as a friend. Chapter: Seven Date: 2022-06-07 | As I extracted the blade, I thought how lucky it was that | women—other than the occasional person like Miss Pickery at the | library—don't need to shave. It was tough enough being a woman | without having to lug all that tackle everywhere you went. Chapter: Eight Date: 2022-06-07 | It was one of those stupid things men say simply to get in the last | word. There was nothing remotely funny about it Chapter: Eight Date: 2022-06-08 | the best place to hide a glum countenance is onstage at the opera Chapter: Nine Date: 2022-06-08 | took a loaf of bread from the pantry and cut a thick slice. I | buttered it, then slathered on a blanket of brown sugar. I folded | the bread twice in half, each time pressing it down flat with the | palm of my hand. I stuck it in the warming oven and left it there | for as long as it took me to sing three verses of “If I Knew You | Were Comin' I'd've Baked a Cake Chapter: Nine Date: 2022-06-11 | cogitate Chapter: Twelve Date: 2022-06-11 | It was glorious! I hadn't felt in such fine form since the day | I first produced, by successive extraction and evaporation, | a synthetic curare from the bog arum in the Vicar's lily pond. | I put my feet up on the handlebars Chapter: Twelve Date: 2022-06-13 | teeth and laughter and false good-fellowship Chapter: Seventeen Date: 2022-06-13 | You see, Flavia, silence is sometimes the most costly of commodities Chapter: Seventeen Date: 2022-06-13 | I think it was at that moment, there in the shadowy hall at | Greyminster, that I began to realize the full extent of Father's | distant nature. Yesterday I had been all too ready to throw my | arms around him and hug him to jelly, but now I understood that | yesterday's cozy prison scene had not been a dialogue, but a | troubled monologue. It had not been me, but Harriet to whom he was | speaking. And, as with the dying Horace Bonepenny, I had been Chapter: Eighteen Date: 2022-06-13 | Beeton's Complete Etiquette for Ladies Chapter: Nineteen Date: 2022-06-13 | Long ago and far away Chapter: Nineteen Date: 2022-06-14 | The need for heroines is generally to be found in the sort of | persons who live in cottages," she had said with a haughty sniff Chapter: Twenty Date: 2022-06-14 | Three little maids from school are we,Pert as a schoolgirl well | can be,Filled to the brim with girlish glee,Three little maids from | school!” I Chapter: Twenty Date: 2022-06-14 | Why do I make them? Because Alf fancies a nice custard pie now and | again. Miss Harriet used to tell me, 'The de Luces are all lofty | rhubarbs and prickly gooseberries, Mrs. M, whereas your Alf's a | smooth, sweet custard man. I should like you to bake an occasional | custard pie to remind us of our haughty ways, and when we turn up | our noses at it, why, you must take it home to your Alf as a sweet | apology.' And I don't mind sayin' I've taken home a goodly number | of apologies these more than twenty years past Chapter: Twenty Date: 2022-06-14 | And then I fled. You couldn't see my bottom for dust Chapter: Twenty Date: 2022-06-14 | Let us deduce," he said, as quietly as if he had said let us pray Chapter: Twenty-one Date: 2022-06-14 | Cynara Chapter: Twenty-one Date: 2022-06-14 | The cost, you see, of housing a beating heart. One disposes of | one's life one little square at a time. Not much of it left, is there Chapter: Twenty-one Date: 2022-06-14 | fakirs Chapter: Twenty-two Date: 2022-06-15 | Penrod, a book she had commandeered from the little shelf of Chapter: Twenty-two Date: 2022-06-16 | There had been several times in the past, at work in my chemical | laboratory or lying in bed at night, when I unexpectedly caught | myself thinking, “You are all alone with Flavia de Luce Chapter: Twenty-four