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1 #!/bin/sh
2 ip_file=/var/hauntedhosts/client_ips
3
4 # Capture connection info
5 server_ip=$(
6 echo "$SSH_CONNECTION" |\
7 awk '{ print $3 }'
8 );
9 server_port=$(
10 echo "$SSH_CONNECTION" |\
11 awk '{ print $4 }'
12 );
13 client_ip=$(
14 echo "$SSH_CONNECTION" |\
15 awk '{ print $1 }'
16 );
17 hashed_ip=$( printf "%s\n" "$client_ip" |\
18 openssl dgst -sha256
19 );
20 printf "%s\n" "$hashed_ip" >> $ip_file
21
22 # Lookup number of times client has reconnected
23 client_recons=$(
24 grep -co "$hashed_ip" $ip_file
25 );
26
27 err_authentication() {
28 printf "Received disconnect from %s port %s: Too many satanic failures\n" $server_ip $server_port
29 exit
30 }
31
32 err_authentication_again() {
33 printf "Received disconnect from %s port %s: Really? You're trying again?\n" $server_ip $server_port
34 exit
35 }
36
37 err_authentication_again_again() {
38 printf "Go away...\n"
39 exit
40 }
41
42 function err_rm_root {
43 printf "rm: /etc/pf.conf: Permission denied\n"
44 printf "rm: /etc/ssh/sshd_config: Permission denied\n"
45 printf "rm: /etc/ssl/cert.pem: Permission denied\n"
46 printf "rm: /etc/passwd: Permission denied\n"
47 exit
48 }
49
50 function err_login_fail {
51 printf "
52 Last login: %s from %s
53 OpenBSD 666 (SATANIC) #-1: Thur Oct 31 21:00:00 CET 2024
54
55 Welcome to OpenBSD: The proactively satanic Cult-like operating system.
56 \n" "$( date )" "$client_ip"
57 printf "Could not connect to X666, maybe you need to sin?\n"
58 }
59 function err_satanic_verse {
60 timeout=5
61 index=0
62 while [ $index -le $timeout ]; do
63 printf "."
64 sleep 1
65 index=$(( $index + 1 ))
66 done
67 printf "\n"
68 verse="
69 What kind of idea are you? Are you the kind that compromises, |
70 does deals, accomodates itself to society, aims to find a niche, |
71 to survive; or are you the cussed, bloody-minded, ramrod-backed |
72 type of damnfool notion that would rather break than sway with the |
73 breeze? The kind that will almost certainly, ninety-nine times |
74 out of hundred, be smashed to bits; but, the hundredth time, will |
75 change the world?"
76 for word in $verse; do
77 if [ "$word" = "|" ]; then
78 printf "\n"
79 else
80 printf "%s " "$word"
81 word_len=$(
82 printf "%s\n" "$word" |\
83 wc -c
84 );
85 sleep_len=$(
86 echo "$word_len * 0.05" |\
87 bc
88 );
89 sleep "$sleep_len"
90 fi
91 done
92 printf "\n"
93 exit
94 }
95
96 function err_dd {
97 printf "
98 dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda0
99 \n"
100 count=1000
101 index=0
102 r_in=0
103 r_out=0
104 r_bytes=0
105 r_secs=0
106 while [ $index -le $count ]; do
107 printf "%s+0 records in\n%s+0 records out\n%s bytes transferred in %s secs (666 bytes/sec)\n" $r_in $r_out $r_bytes $r_secs
108 r_in=$(( $r_in + 13 ))
109 r_out=$(( $r_out + 21 ))
110 r_secs=$( echo "$r_secs + 0.1" | bc )
111 r_bytes=$(( $r_bytes + 666 ))
112 sleep 0.1
113 for i in $( seq 0 3 ); do
114 printf "\033[A"
115 done
116 done
117 exit
118 }
119
120 function err_secret {
121 printf "Whoa, you actually got here.\n"
122 }
123
124 function end_happy_halloween {
125 printf "... And have a Happy Hallowe'en! Thanks for connecting :)\n"
126 }
127
128 case $client_recons in
129 1)
130 err_authentication
131 ;;
132 2)
133 err_rm_root
134 ;;
135 3)
136 err_login_fail
137 ;;
138 4)
139 err_satanic_verse
140 ;;
141 5)
142 err_authentication_again
143 ;;
144 6)
145 err_authentication_again_again
146 ;;
147 7)
148 end_happy_halloween
149 ;;
150 666)
151 err_secret
152 ;;
153 *)
154 exit
155 ;;
156 esac