!Shapeshifter --- agk's diary 9 January 2025 @ 03:17 UTC --- written on X61 with hp vf15 monitor, Model M keys in the kitchen when I should be sleeping --- I picked up my three and a half year old daughter from school. At school she was a baby when she played with a girl whose name she doesn't know. In the car, she barked a magic word Dr. Faustus said to summon Mephistopholes. I obliged her by gibbering "bleagh-bleagh-bleagh...." She banished me with the other magic word, then summoned me again, the strategy Faust used to tire the devil and bend it to his will. At her friend's house, she grabbed a sled and took off running to the big hill. She was speeding down it before anyone could stop her. What a fun thing to repeat. At dinner she was a worm. She went to her job, helping the people by eating dirt and pooping it out. When it rained she went up and a bird ate her. She thrashed about in the bird's stomach til it vomited her out, then wiggled back into the dirt to her home, where her mama worm was watching her baby worm til she got home from work. I love being a worm grandma, Evy said. Can I watch your baby worm next time? Then daughter tried to postpone bedtime by becoming Faust again, summoning our roommate with the magic word. It was not to be. I brushed her teeth and she became a cat, then fell asleep with Evy, lest Raw Head and Bloody Bones turn her into a spot for disobediently staying awake. I peeked. No spot, just a sleeping child, temporarily reverted to its natural form.