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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" - General George S. Patton

"Students do not shed their constitutional rights... at the schoolhouse gate" - Tinker v. Des Moines

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns

"Never interrupt you enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." - Aldous Huxley

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time" - Vince Lombardi

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down" - Jimmy Durante

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen

"TV has brought murder back into the home where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock

** More to come **