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/  A secretary entered her boss's office \
| with the announcement: "I have some    |
| good news and some bad news."          |
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| He muttered, "It's quarterly report    |
| day, Sally -- just the good news."     |
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\ She replied, "You're not sterile."     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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