The elegance of gopher [10 Feb 2019] The Oxford dictionary defines elegance in the following manner: elegance noun [mass noun] 1. The quality of being graceful and stylish in appearance or manner. 'a slender woman with grace and elegance' 2. The quality of being pleasingly ingenious and simple; neatness. 'the simplicity and elegance of the solution' While it could be subjectively argued that the gopher protocol fits the first definition, I believe that the second definition defines the essence of gopher. If the purpose of the internet is to share and distribute information via networked computers, I maintain that gopher serves this purpose in a simple, neat, and even "pleasingly ingenious" manner, while the modern HTTP browsing experience does not. It is a simple matter to compare both methods side by side. Just visit any current "news" or information site while using Firefox, Chrome, Safari, or Edge, and watch what happens. Even with ad-blockers and anti-tracking plugins enabled, one is still inundated with pop-ups, videos playing, and all kinds of crap that you never requested searing your eyeballs. Next, visit an elegant gopher site that serves "news" pages, such as fritterware.org [1], and notice the difference. The directory loads quickly, neatly and simply. You do not have to install any plugins in order to shut down the scripts that are trying to come between you and the content that you are seeking. The sheer speed with which the content loads brings a smile to the face and a twinkle to the eye of anyone who has spent time perusing modern HTTP sites. The modern internet has become a place where delivering information has become secondary, and capturing people's attention and tracking them, by turning them into "consumers" has become primary. Web content producers are now being actively encouraged to to create emotion driven, "click-bait" headlines and stories, in order to appeal to the visitor's primal mind. Contrast that approach with what finds on gopher. Pure, elegant information, delivered in, dare I say, a graceful and stylish manner. The modern internet has become a place where brain cells go to die. Embrace gopher, and embrace the future. [1] gopher://fritterware.org