Headphones: Koss KPH40. Great headphones, and cheap. No one's stealing these,
that's for sure.

Laptop: Dell P22T. 4GB RAM, 16GB storage. Shipped with ChromeOS, but that's
been wiped in favor of Alpine Linux. I once favored ThinkPads, but have grown
to prefer these. They're numerous, cheap, and are more than capable of meeting
my modest needs. The battery is fairly easy to replace.