"You can go a soak in a hot spring in the forest, on the mountain. With candles floating around you, looking at the stars and tripping out. You can then harvest wild mushrooms for a few months then pick apples and have enough money to live year round there..." - Yvan, the bus driver An old hippy from a Rainbow Gathering It's with imagery like this that we left Quebec to hitchhike to British Columbia in the late '90s I left with Olivier, a friend of mine from high school. I wasn't 18 yet, and we went with barely anything. I never wanted to use a tent, so I took a tarp, a bit of food, a knife and some clothing. I had a Doumbek with me, which was standing up on top of my backpack. A Mexican blanket, a lama poncho and some other random trinkets and that was it for gear. Highway #1 from Quebec would lead us directly to BC, so who needs a map. We had a ride from Montreal to just before Toronto with Olivier's Mom's boyfriend. He dropped us off in between highways and told us to continue straight for a few days, and we'd be there. We first got in with a truck driver. I didn't know they'd stop for you, but some of them did. The driver saw a ying yang logo on my backpack and decided to stop. He was learning about Taoism. He was doing a class with cassettes and working through the module on female Taoist healing. I asked him to play the tape, which he did reluctantly. After a few minutes of describing different menstrual fluids, we all agreed that we had better talk about something else. He then asked about where we were heading. We proudly answered, "BC." - "Oh, so you're going through the state?" - "No just right accross Canada" - "But you're on the wrong road." - "What do you mean there is only 1 highway that crosses Canada." - "Yes, but that's not the one; we're heading to Toronto here. You should check your map." - "A map? Yeah, maybe we should get a map..."