Spam
by Larry Heyl CC-BY

male lead:
I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op a bop a shoo wah)
I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op la la)
You’re the meanest old woman, that I ever did see.
(pause Old!?)

female lead:
I’m gonna tell you
Just how mean I am
I’m gonna tell you
Just how mean I am
Instead of steak and eggs for breakfast I’m opening this can of spam
(Not spam!)

I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op a bop a shoo wah)
I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op la la)
When you get up in the morning you’re as ugly as a man can be.

Male talking:
Did you hear that?
She called me ugly.
(Thass right, you ugly)
Well I may be ugly but my band sure can cook.

Instrumental break

duet:
I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op a bop a shoo wah)
I wonder why (I wonder why)
You’re so mean to me (bop shoo op la la)
When you know I need your loving you just sit around and watch TV.