Two Woman Blues
by Larry Heyl, 2017 CC-BY

I got the two woman blues I don't know what to do
I got the two woman blues I don't know what to do
You think you got troubles I got twice as many as you.

Now Sally works days in the bossman's yard
Yeah my Sally works days in the bossman's yard
Every night she works me twice as hard.

Mary Jo works nights on the factory floor
Mary Jo works nights out on the factory floor
Every day she wants me to work some more.

Working day and night I catch a nap when I can
I'm working day and night just catch a nap when I can
Life ain't easy when you're a loving man.

I got the two woman blues and I love them both the same
I got the two woman blues and I love them both the same
When things go wrong you know I get twice the blame.