matrixDoppelganger's Haiku Pile

"wow, it's haiku"
here's some text
oh look here's more text
haiku score: stinky

"The Most Epic-est Roast Ever"
Donald Trump are bad
Money and Work also bad
Upvotes to the left

(Not my haiku, but I personally like this one.)
Oh, my aching back!
Might as well call workman's comp.
It's thrown out again...

"Bubs Tries Poetry"
Styles Upon Pile
Only $5.99, eh?
While supplies last.

"The Spookiest Goddamn Haiku You've Ever Fucking Read"
There's bones inside you
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO
I will shit your pants.

"Insert YouTuber joke here"
Raid: Shadow Legends
sponsoring this video
I need better cash.

"YouTubers in 2026"
hey look at this thing
(After several hours...)
Here's my Patreon.

"Modern Indie Games be like"
Republicans bad,
Also here's this deckbuilder!
Give me your money.

More to come every when I feel like it.