And yes: if someone is watching a Lifetime movie and I wallk
   past it for five seconds, I WILL end up sitting down and
   watching WAY TOO MUCH OF IT. Lifetime is DANGEROUS. It will suck
   you in against your will. "Change it - change it - NOOO not a
   lifetime movie... hey, wait - what just happened there? Curses!
   Damn lifetme got me again." Then I have to pull myself together
   and rip myself away after a half hour. "