^HOW TO BE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME TO EVERYBODY:
   Know the following to be TRUE:
   a) I am wrong about everything all of the time, always was,
   always will be.
   b) If somebody believes that I am right about something and say,
   "No, you are not wrong about everything." - that makes statement
   a) right.

   Done : The only way to always be right, is to always be wrong,
   and enjoy the times that someone says, "no no, You're actually
   right!" because it doesn't happen magically: It happens because
   someone else's "wrong" already agrees with your "wrong" which
   makes you "right" in each other's minds.

   An original meta-food for thought by I who is always wrong and
   loving it every moment of wrongness.^