It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say...

   (oh dear, woke up with that song in my head. Again. Ah there.
   ''Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only
   falling apart...'' - NNOOOOO -- '' Is this the real life, is
   this just fantasy...'' Wuh oh! ''She took the midnight train
   going any-whereeeeee...'' oh come on! ''I... I just died in your
   arms tonight.. Must've been something you said...'' oh go away
   80's... ''When I find myself in times of trouble...'' no no
   60's.... ''You know what to do with that big fat butt... wiggle
   wiggle wiggle...''' ugh at least it's 2014... but still...