^Ha! I found my philosophy. I *knew* it was out there somewhere.
   OF COURSE, it just happens to be *THE VERY PHILOSOPHY* that is
   Universally considered *wrong* by, oh, _all_ philosophers for
   thousands of years. Probably because it would put them all out
   of a job.

   I am a Trivialist. Perhaps the only one out there right now. I
   hope not, but I'd be ok with that... for now. :P^