^Sorry for the kooky theories lately. I've been trying to make
   connections that, in the end, can help people and I'm not afraid
   to be wrong - I expect to be wrong. I just never went to enough
   college to learn how to practice writing for scientific journals
   and, honestly, I find the style of writing to be quite dull;
   after reading thousands over the past year, I appreciate poetry
   and song lyrics that much more than ever before.

   I like the style used in marketing/advertising much better.
   Motivational, inspirational, gets people to take action if they
   want to.

   But I have all the references backing it all up. I just need my
   own personal graduate student to sift through it all and base
   their Thesis on it. Nothing like being a Professor without a
   University! :P^