Nicholas Alexander Buckendorf One of my fascinations as a kid of
   7-8-9 - and continuing to this day; has been TV commercials. I
   haven't watched much TV in months lately; but from a young age,
   I'd analyze the commercials and see where the B.S. was. I wasn't
   as good at analyzing B.S. in *people* at the time; be nice to me
   and I'll be your friend."