1) lol and 2) I was also taught that. Never turns out that way
   though. I end up "tossing loosely" so it gets maximum air around
   it to keep the wrinkles out and I try not to put too many other
   articles on top of the more wrinkle-able clothing. I generally
   buy 60/40 cotton/poly (or somewhere around there) so I don't
   have to worry about the wrinkle problem. Although, if only I
   could get away with... it - I'd wear linen. Thin linen dockers
   were the *most comfortable* pants I ever wore, summertime-wise.
   They had them back in the late 90s for short time and I was in
   love. But of course, they disintegrate quickly and, well, I
   couldn't find them anymore. I've tried "cuban pants" (which is
   all they really were) but around here cuban pants come in *one
   size* with a drawstring and no pockets. So, alas, black denim
   shorts it is. At least I have nice enoug... "