^I always wonder if trees look at wooden telephone poles and go
   "Harry? Harry? HARRRRRYYYYYYYYY!?!?!!?? WHY WON'T YOU SPEAK TO
   US, HARRY!?"

   "Because he's dead, Tom."

   "What... but... he's.. standing right.... there... omg....
   omg-omg-omg-omg-omg-omg" ::: shoots out treesap :::

   ...of course, it might take them 2 years to have this whole
   conversation but still...^