I think you've described a stereotypical male hairdresser: he
   whispers "I know a secret: you're fabulous", yells "Oh, you're
   WONDERFUL!" He wishes he could make love but he can't, 'cause
   his door swings the other way, and of course he LOVES to make
   you smile because you give him a big tip! (yes yes, I know it
   misses the point - but as you know, my humor is warped!) "