It was musical and colorful and had personality. Facebook is
   easy to use, fast, practical, but utilitarian. It fits my
   personality, but I have no personality, just like Facebook. Who
   knows - maybe you two can start a new movement: The drive back
   to Myspace. You just might gather a following. You've got the
   Northern Crew (Heather) and the Southern Crew (Dawn) - that's
   the whole U.S.A. covered. "