Dan, ROFL - gotta love turkeys. They're every meat eating
   dieter's secret weapon (along with cottage cheese, egg whites,
   etc), they breed a LOT, they're generally stupid (although wild
   turkeys, which we have in the woods here, are a tad smarter, but
   not much), and you get a lot of meat for the money. It's gross,
   and can't blame vegatabletarians for not wanting to eat 'em, but
   it works. "