The secret to "Understanding Women" that men make such a big
   deal out of being "Impossible" is just learning synonym lists
   and memorizing them. One day, I could see the synonyms in my
   head and the social game became clear.

   Why it took 42-8=34 - 34 YEARS (I'm 43 now) for me to be able to
   say KENNETH UDUT UNDERSTANDS WOMEN - I don't know. I guess I
   just wasn't paying attention to the game that much. One day, I
   went, "Oh, synonyms. Done." [Oh, the rules are simple. I could
   draw up tables of synonyms easily enough. I'm sure somebody has
   already. No empathy required.

   You also don't have to play it. I don't like playing it, but I
   play it when I must]