iphone 5s, before it was 4s, before an Android with keyboard,
   before that several Blackberries in a row (I loved the
   keyboards), before that a few Nextels... before that whatever
   home phones I had....

   ... but throughout it all.. I always had the Internet since '88,
   which was ALWAYS my main phone. I'm just happen I can fit it in
   my pocket now. I used to have to plug it into a wall and sit in
   a chair to communicate with people.

   MY phone was always a nerdy-phone; it could talk to anybody for
   free without pushing any numbers.

   OH! Before the Internet, I had CB Radio. that was my main phone.

   Before CB, I just had anxiety attacks because I had to talk
   face-to-face to people