_It's time I came clean with John Hughes' 80s movies._ I didn't
   like the Breakfast Club.* But I was in middle school when it
   came out and thought *THIS MUST BE THE STUPIDEST HIGH SCHOOL IN
   AMERICA!* *Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was MY John Hughes movie.
   Weird Science was funny but dumb to me because I kept thinking,
   "If computers could do that, they'd NEVER do it that way!* BUT..
   she's hot in a "Hot For Teacher" kind of way" Vacation was my
   beer drinking/stereotypical-male-bonding-father-son experience,
   through the eyes of Russ. (5th or 6th grade when it showed up on
   HBO) Macauly Caulkin was annoying to me in Home Alone but I
   still liked it, although I didn't like the sadistic parts.*
   Didn't think they were funny, having the nail through the foot
   and stuff. Now that i think about it, I didn't like the Brat
   Pack.* They really were... brats :P** Molly Ringwald was cute of
   course but... a little too cute - too... 'pink'. I was more a
   Revenge of the Nerds kinda guy. [and is also the reason why when
   it came time to pick a college, I picked a college without Greek
   houses * That and "Animal House" - I thought, "I really don't
   wanna go through that crap.* I knew it was fiction... buuuut...
   ]