NOTE-TO-SELF: Do not use Wordpress Importer unless you want ...
   everything ... sigh... deleting categories has never so much...*
   Yeah.. Just that.* Never been so much.
   and yes, I can and have hand-coded sites before.* Do not mock me
   for using Wordpress.* They had the right... ahem* add-ons....
   and... well.. yeah,** I would have preferred doing it myself but
   there's a lot I just didn't want to bother with this time... and
   Google knows wordpress well so... yeah.* that. I'm a Google
   slave.* Not like there's other options much.* Baffles me
   honestly but it is what it is for now 'til somebody decides to
   compete. Not you Bing.* You tried.* I know you tried.* Just..
   FIX YOUR LOGIN SYSTEM ALREADY.. Jeez Microsoft - you're so good
   with other things... were so good with other things... oh
   whatever.