"Fish aren't pets they're expensive decorations that you have to
   take care of" JH
   Ever see a women with a little dog she dresses up like a doll
   and looks at you with that oh so kawaii - "PLEASE... KILL
   ME...?" look?

   yeah. Same... Very wise observation about fish. In the end, it's
   cheaper to get a small LCD screen the same size and put a
   looping video of fish on it. Looks prettier, doesn't stink and
   they don't get ick.