Oh I love rhyming.
   I sometimes have a great sense of timing.
   But writing poems can be addictive,
   while also constrictive,
   so I prosify my poetic nature as much possible, in order to
   accommodate the desire of the majority of the population, who
   seems to think that writing in prose somehow makes one appear
   smarter or more intelligent, yet I still accidentally continue
   to rhyme within the prose by accident,
   whether or not it's a thing I meant.