I think I may have a secret identity. "Hi. I'm Captain Obvious.
   I'm stating my name, which is Captain Obvious. I'm going to go
   Rawr. Rawr. There, I just went Rawr. Now I'm going to close in
   double quotes." yeah, my secret identity.* I like reminding ppl
   when they're hot in debates that they're on the Internet and
   they forget their manners here.* Captain Obvious but it shuts
   them up usually and they get more civil... usually.* Plus they
   hate me for it.* I enjoy my job.