"So, how was your evening, honey? Anything interesting happen?"
   "Oh, nothing."
   :: makes a sandwich ::
   "Oh come on, SOMETHING interesting must have happened."
   :: starts eating ::
   "It's not those testicle cutting Thai gansters again!?"
   :: yawns :: "Maybe there's something interesting on TV."

   And _that_ conversation, is likely one that has never taken
   place :P