Sometimes i get on a "you're not gonna fool me again, fat!"
   campaign.

   I use paper towels and wrap the food up in as if it was a sweaty
   baby with a fever and let it sit there and soak up the oil.

   Then I throw away the paper towels and go, "hah fat you can't
   HIDE FROM ME!"

   [ok I don't really SAY that. I'm not that dramatic of a person.
   But that's what I think in my head