::: shuddering :: - well, if they're too short, they might have
   to squish the testicles 'til they pop like grapes, I dunno...
   unless the perp is a woman - then years of cultural conditioning
   have to go out the window and fists might have to fly. [I
   remember some friend's mothers that were "Cougars" and thought
   they were MILFs. Well, they weren't. Blech.