I can kinda see it on a train... sort of ... maybe ... I dunno.*
   I don't know if trains have to generate their own electricity or
   something...** but really... that's like... that's like... sir,
   we're arresting you for stealing sunlight WHEN YOU STEP OUT OF
   THE SHADE. Sheesh.* A tiny little phone battery.... If it was up
   to me - they'd have CHARGING STATIONS IN EVERY STORE EVERYWHERE.
   My library has nice little USB ports everywhere.* Now that's the
   way to do things. ... ... although it'd be nice if they had the
   charging cables too so I didn't have to stick the wire in my
   pocket... but close enough. Now before they rewired the library,
   I used to sneak my wire behind the computers and steal a free
   USB port.* They saw the wire coming out from behind and I just
   got a disapproving look and a "tsk tsk" noise but arrested?*
   nah.