Opposites are great. Opposites suck. There's no such thing as
   opposites. Everything is equivalent. You need duality for
   clarity. Logically, there's no middle ground. It's all middle
   ground. I hold all of these positions simultaneously. It's
   impossible to hold all of these positions simultaneously. It's
   all bullshit. It's all true. Some of it is false. None of it is
   false. None of it is true.

   Absurdity seems to be one of the best ways to embrace such
   positions simultaneously and also not. It works as much as it
   doesn't.