So, I took these word lists I came up with a couple of years ago - based on a huge thesaurus used by linguists and found connections, and JUST REALIZED TODAY... that what these "synonyms of synonyms" had in common? They're all METAPHORS... even metaphors that haven't been used yet. At least that's my theory. So right now, I'm running a little batch file - it's chugging away on my computer right now: @echo off SetLocal FOR /F "tokens=*" %%b in (WORDS_1.txt) do ( FOR /F "tokens=*" %%a in (WORDS_1.txt %%b) DO ( (echo %%b is %%a. %%a is %%b.) > %%b.txt ) ) which is putting the combinations together in sentences like: alphabet is zoo. zoo is alphabet. alphabet is trouble. trouble is alphabet. and seeing if it works. My poor hard drive MIGHT run out of space before it finishes, but I gotta try it.