lol haha thank you for the kind offer, but I may have to
   respectfully decline at this point in the Timeline. What I've
   seen of pregnancy cramping, I think I'll pass. Still, if it
   reached Phase III trials [tested a sufficiently high amount of
   people first], I'd be game.... except.. I have a bad back
   already.

   Those things seem rather heavy. Plus.. the delivery; I don't
   like surgery. Or pain. Or hospitals much. Plus, I'd have a
   human. What am I supposed to do then?