ebook, although they offer a thing that allows ppl to buy a
   "direct to print" book that gets shipped to them. Mostly I
   wanted to see if I could do it all in a short amount of time :D
   The psuedo-Russian English (there's also a regular Russian of
   course) I got it from a Russian text-to-speech website.* I have
   NO IDEA how I finally ended up there, but I was searching long
   for an authentic Russian voice.* There's VERY FEW Win7 64-bit
   compatible voices that don't cost big money, so I'm really happy
   with the find.* I love the voice. I found it because I wanted to
   translate this huge book that was only in Russian
   [1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdqfjsyxNyw and I got carried
   away.* I translated it to English, made it speak in
   simultaneously Russian and English, and ended up learning a LOT
   about getting various free softwares and free online services to
   work together. Tons of batch files... lots of processing time
   once I got it started.* I actually finished; I have the whole
   book done. 512 pages.* But once I finished with it (I spent all
   day Saturday and part of a Sunday on it) and uploaded the first
   bit to Youtube, I realized I was done.* Didn't want to do any
   more on it and moved on to another project.

References

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   1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdqfjsyxNyw