Well, before viewing it, I notice something: It's from Cracked.
   Now, Cracked is a satire magazine, but it's not _pure_ satire
   like TheOnion, where you're certain it's faked. Rather, there's
   a _possibility_ of partial truths mixed in with a bit of
   humorous insanity with Cracked. So, judging an article by its
   author, It automatically raises skeptical flags before even
   continuing into it. But I'll check it out in a minute to give my
   synopsis bearing that in mind.