So, I'm publishing a book right now. This one I might try
   actually marketing a tiny bit. It's technically accurate,
   analytical storytelling - produced VERY mathematically - but one
   that nearly ANYBODY can understand of nearly any English
   abilities, any age, ESL is especially welcome and even though
   it's long, It could even be read to children under five who
   can't read yet. And it's FICTION, a field I never thought I'd
   try, based upon a public domain work that has been beloved by
   millions that I've never actually read, personally. I'll tell
   you what it is once it's gone through the publishing process..
   and if it's accepted. :: fingers crossed ::