I bought "Wild Cherry" yesterday. I didn't see any penis or
   boobs on the package. It was $1. It has 20% aluminum
   zinc-blahblah in it.

   That's MORE than the MANLY MAN ones.*

   I think women like to sweat less so their shit is stronger.

   Also, I like wild cherry smell.

   Mostly, it was $1.

   Cashier looked at me strangely but I just smiled. Her loss not
   mine. "teen spirit" was my favorite for years, even as a
   teenager.[I don't know if they make it anymore] in the boys
   locker room they went, "haha faggot". Let them laugh. I smelled
   good and I didn't have pit stank.

   I use whatever's on sale at the strongest strength. Degree's a
   favorite. I think Degree is a hermaphodite.