Hire an image consultant.
   Here is what the image consultant does:
   a) Peels off stickers
   b) Puts them back the way you want.
   c) repeats everytime your configuration changes.

   That way, you always look good.

   [always wondered what it would be like to have an image
   consultant or a public relations person. Seems like they'd make
   life SO EASY because I could do whatever I wanted, and they'd
   make sure I always looked good doing it]

   Wouldn't help my inner life, but heck, it works for everybody we
   ever see on TV, movies, royalty, politicians, etc.